In these trying financial times, old concepts get new meaning:<\/p>\n
CEO<\/strong> – Chief Embezzlement Officer.<\/p>\n CFO<\/strong> – Corporate Fraud Officer.<\/p>\n BULL MARKET<\/strong> – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.<\/p>\n BEAR MARKET<\/strong> – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.<\/p>\n VALUE INVESTING<\/strong> – The art of buying low and selling lower.<\/p>\n P\/E RATIO<\/strong> – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.<\/p>\n BROKER<\/strong> – What my broker has made me.<\/p>\n STANDARD & POOR<\/strong> – Your life in a nutshell.<\/p>\n STOCK ANALYST<\/strong> – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.<\/p>\n STOCK SPLIT<\/strong> – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.<\/p>\n FINANCIAL PLANNER<\/strong> – A guy whose phone has been disconnected.<\/p>\n MARKET CORRECTION<\/strong> – The day after you buy stocks.<\/p>\n CASH FLOW<\/strong> – The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.<\/p>\n YAHOO<\/strong> – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.<\/p>\n WINDOWS<\/strong> – What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.<\/p>\n INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR<\/strong> – Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.<\/p>\n PROFIT<\/strong> – An archaic word no longer in use <\/p>\n Thanks to Megler Smekk for this one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In these trying financial times, old concepts get new meaning: CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoristisk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}