\nThis is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we’ll start here.
\nPeople in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
\nThe Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.<\/p>\n
* +10\u00b0C \/ 50\u00b0F <\/strong> * +5\u00b0C \/ 41\u00b0F <\/strong> * 0\u00b0C \/ 32\u00b0F <\/strong> * -5\u00b0C \/ 23\u00b0F <\/strong> * -10\u00b0C \/ 14\u00b0F <\/strong> * -20\u00b0C \/ -4\u00b0F <\/strong> * -30\u00b0C \/ -22\u00b0F <\/strong> * -40\u00b0C \/ -40\u00b0F <\/strong> * -50\u00b0C \/ -58\u00b0F <\/strong> * -70\u00b0C \/ -94\u00b0F <\/strong> * -183\u00b0C \/ -297.4\u00b0F <\/strong> * -273\u00b0C \/ -459.4\u00b0F <\/strong> * -300\u00b0C \/ -508\u00b0F <\/strong> (Source: Unknown. Found on the internet) <\/em><\/p>\n This might not be as relevant as global warming changes the planet. Under normal conditions, though, this is how it is (or was, as the case may be): * +15\u00b0C \/ 59\u00b0F This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we’ll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":4581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,22],"tags":[148,71],"class_list":["post-1220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-in-english","category-vr-og-freforhold","tag-nordmannen","tag-vr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
\nThe Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.<\/p>\n
\nItalian cars won’t start.
\nThe Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.<\/p>\n
\nDistilled water freezes.
\nThe water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.<\/p>\n
\nPeople in California almost freeze to death.
\nThe Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.<\/p>\n
\nThe Brits start the heat in their houses.
\nThe Norwegians start using long sleeves.<\/p>\n
\nThe Aussies flee from Mallorca.
\nThe Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
\nAutumn is here.<\/p>\n
\nPeople in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
\nThe Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.<\/p>\n
\nParis start cracking in the cold.
\nThe Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.<\/p>\n
\nPolar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
\nThe Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.<\/p>\n
\nThe false Santa moves south.
\nThe Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.<\/p>\n
\nMicrobes in food don’t survive.
\nThe Norwegian cows complain that the farmers’ hands are cold.<\/p>\n
\nALL atom-based movent halts.
\nThe Norwegians start saying “Faen, it’s cold outside today.”<\/p>\n
\nHell freezes over.
\nNorway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.<\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/www.boltcomics.com\/artwork\/editorials\/03-08-07B.jpg\")
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