{"id":993,"date":"2007-09-17T19:19:12","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T17:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/2007\/09\/17\/iiiik-en-fisk-henne-kan-vi-ikke-ansette\/"},"modified":"2008-02-25T23:17:53","modified_gmt":"2008-02-25T22:17:53","slug":"iiiik-en-fisk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/2007\/09\/17\/iiiik-en-fisk\/","title":{"rendered":"Iiiik! En FISK!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I Aftenposten i g\u00e5r<\/a> sto det om en dame som ikke fikk jobb fordi hun var f\u00f8dt i Fiskenes tegn.<\/p>\n

Interi\u00f8rdesigner Pia Dahl-H\u00e5gensen hadde sittet i jobb-intervjuet i en time da det uventede sp\u00f8rsm\u00e5let kom: Hvilket stjernetegn var hun f\u00f8dt i?<\/p>\n

– Da jeg svarte fiskene, ble intervjueren helt stille. Det var visst ikke s\u00e5 bra. “Jeg skulle visst svart noe annet”, sa jeg, jeg trodde faktisk hun fleipet. Men hun forklarte meg at hun alltid pleide \u00e5 sp\u00f8rre om stjernetegn i jobbintervjuer, fordi hun hadde erfaring med at det fungerte. Fiskene gikk visst ikke s\u00e5 bra sammen med hennes stjernetegn, s\u00e5 da fikk jeg ikke jobben.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Her m\u00e5 noen ha g\u00e5tt skoene solid av seg, i tillegg til \u00e5 ikke en gang ha peiling p\u00e5 astrologi, egentlig. Alts\u00e5. Om jeg ville tenke i stjernetegn-stereotypier, s\u00e5 ville jeg i hvert fall ha hoppet av fryd om det satt en fisk der. Vi er jo i henhold til hva alle stjerner sier som laget for design og andre kunstneriske retninger. Om oss st\u00e5r det jo bare om kunstneriske evner og s\u00e5nt. Det st\u00e5r ikke noe om evne til \u00e5 regne, metodisk bygge opp modeller og ta raske beslutninger, derimot. S\u00e5 jeg skal vel v\u00e6re rimelig glad for at han som i sin tid ansatte meg ikke husket p\u00e5 \u00e5 sp\u00f8rre om stjernetegn, for da hadde jeg sikkert blitt sendt rett p\u00e5 hodet ut av d\u00f8ren igjen.<\/p>\n

Eventuelt er den som skulle ansette en interi\u00f8rdesigner uvitende om det faktum at selv om solen str\u00e5ler fra fiskenes tegn, s\u00e5 kan det ligge masse annet flott og fint eller bare r\u00f8r, for den sakens skyld, gjemt i de 9 andre himmellegemene som plasseres i horoskopet.<\/p>\n

Eller kanskje det er av frykt for virus<\/a>?<\/p>\n

WARNING — NEW CELESTIAL COMPUTER VIRUSES DETECTED!<\/strong><\/p>\n

While the Hale-Bopp comet may not have any spaceships in its tail, it apparently has released several new celestial computer viruses into our galaxy. Initial reports indicate 12 such viruses have been detected. The following is a listing of the new viruses and their attributes:<\/p>\n

The ARIES<\/strong> virus continuously creates new *.ini files, and repeatedly reboots your computer to initiate them.<\/p>\n

The TAURUS<\/strong> virus automatically backs-up all files on your hard drive and prevents you from ever deleting any information or files.<\/p>\n

The GEMINI<\/strong> virus opens any available communication software, logs on to the internet and uses your web-browser to search for gossip about celebrities and politicians, starting a new search every 2 minutes.<\/p>\n

The CANCER<\/strong> virus fills up your hard drive with cooking recipes, home repair tips, and old Dear Abby columns, and then installs a screen-saver that flashes 1-800 numbers for various 12-step programs across your screen.<\/p>\n

The LEO<\/strong> virus announces its presence with a RealAudio roar (often followed by a QuickTime clip of the MGM lion if supported by your hardware) and proceeds to delete files from your hard drive to make room for the long list of computer systems it has conquered.<\/p>\n

The VIRGO<\/strong> virus continuously eliminates any files or programs you haven’t used for a month and defrags your hard drive every time you exit a program.<\/p>\n

The LIBRA<\/strong> virus downloads from the internet any optional features it can find for your installed software, and installs pop-ups for each new feature that describe its pros and cons and asks whether you want it installed now or later.<\/p>\n

The SCORPIO<\/strong> virus lurks in the background, surreptitiously downloading x-rated binary files every time you surf the net (now you know the real reason web-browsers are so slow!).<\/p>\n

The SAGITTARIUS<\/strong> virus immediately begins searching your hard drive for the one true Source code, identifying and deleting all mere object code in its path.<\/p>\n

The CAPRICORN<\/strong> virus constructs and continually updates a database of all information on your hard drive searchable by file name, creation date, file size, author’s name (and last known address), subject, and Library of Congress classification code.<\/p>\n

The AQUARIUS<\/strong> virus deletes all old versions of any software on your hard drive, and provides new wireless remote connection capability for obtaining the latest version of each program by FTP transfer.<\/p>\n

The PISCES<\/strong> virus reconfigures your hard drive(s) to eliminate any artificial boundaries such as partitions, directories and files, and instead unites all software code in one universal string.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Eventuelt er denne bedriftslederen angrepet av alle disse astro-virusene allerede.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I Aftenposten i g\u00e5r sto det om en dame som ikke fikk jobb fordi hun var f\u00f8dt i Fiskenes tegn. Interi\u00f8rdesigner Pia Dahl-H\u00e5gensen hadde sittet i jobb-intervjuet i en time da det uventede sp\u00f8rsm\u00e5let kom: Hvilket stjernetegn var hun f\u00f8dt i? – Da jeg svarte fiskene, ble intervjueren helt stille. Det var visst ikke s\u00e5 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[73,151],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astrologisk","tag-nringsliv","tag-new-age"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}