{"id":510,"date":"2007-02-02T10:52:47","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T09:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/2007\/02\/02\/de-verste-og-beste-sjaf%c3%b8rene\/"},"modified":"2010-11-11T22:10:53","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T21:10:53","slug":"de-verste-og-beste-sjaf%c3%b8rene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/2007\/02\/02\/de-verste-og-beste-sjaf%c3%b8rene\/","title":{"rendered":"De verste og beste sj\u00e5f\u00f8rene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A-magasinet gjorde meg oppmerksom p\u00e5 en liten unders\u00f8kelse gjort av insurancehotline.com som viser hvilke stjernetegn som er mest utsatt for ulykker. Hele oversikten var bare en e-mail unna, og dermed kan denne viktige unders\u00f8kelsen refereres i herv\u00e6rende Hj\u00f8rne-blogg. og det kan jeg jo gj\u00f8re mens jeg ler av alle sammen, jeg som ikke kj\u00f8rer bil en gang, og tenker p\u00e5 hvordan det skal g\u00e5 med alle dere bilister n\u00e5r klimaendringene spiser opp bilene deres.<\/p>\n<p>For\u00f8vrig finner du <a href=\"http:\/\/www.insurancehotline.com\/romanov\/numerology.html\" target=\"_blank\">numerologisk analyse av bilskilt<\/a> p\u00e5 siden deres ogs\u00e5. Den har jeg ikke testet siden jeg ikke har noe bilskilt.<\/p>\n<p>Verste sj\u00e5f\u00f8r f\u00f8rst, beste til slutt:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/libra.bmp\" title=\"libra.bmp\"><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/libra.bmp\" alt=\"libra.bmp\" title=\"libra.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/strong><\/a><strong>1. Libra (vekten) VERST<\/strong><br \/>\nLibra is the &#8220;sign of the scales&#8221;, it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn\u2019t like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/aquarius.gif\" title=\"aquarius.gif\"><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/aquarius.gif\" alt=\"aquarius.gif\" title=\"aquarius.gif\" align=\"left\" \/><\/strong><\/a><strong>2. Aquarius (vannmannen)<\/strong><br \/>\nThey\u2019re impulsive, and ruled by the Planet of speed and rebellion. Aquarians need to get a better grip behind the wheel.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/aries.bmp\" title=\"aries.bmp\"><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/aries.bmp\" alt=\"aries.bmp\" title=\"aries.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/strong><\/a><strong>3. Aries (v\u00e6ren)<br \/>\n<\/strong>Its symbol is the ram. Not good a sign to have for <a href=\"http:\/\/miltonmarx.blogspot.com\">avoiding accidents<\/a>. Aries have a &#8220;me first&#8221; child-like nature, that drives Aries into <a href=\"http:\/\/roverdatter.com\/\">trouble<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/pisces.bmp\" title=\"pisces.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/pisces.bmp\" alt=\"pisces.bmp\" title=\"pisces.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>4. Pisces (fiskene)<br \/>\n<\/strong>This sign enjoys <a href=\"http:\/\/undreverset.wordpress.com\">daydreaming<\/a>. So wake up Pisces, driving in the \u201creal world&#8221; requires your complete attention.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/scorpio.bmp\" title=\"scorpio.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/scorpio.bmp\" alt=\"scorpio.bmp\" title=\"scorpio.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>5. Scorpio (skorpionen)<br \/>\n<\/strong>The scorpion\u2019s instinct is to <a href=\"http:\/\/skorpionkvinnen.blogspot.com\/\">get revenge<\/a>, and driving is the perfect avenue to <a href=\"http:\/\/tiqui.blogg.no\/\">vent a little Scorpion road rage<\/a>. If you pass a Scorpio, plan on being chased.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/taurus.bmp\" title=\"taurus.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/taurus.bmp\" alt=\"taurus.bmp\" title=\"taurus.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>6. Taurus (tyren)<\/strong><br \/>\nThe astrological sign for Taurus is the bull. They\u2019re <a href=\"http:\/\/radiohode.weblogg.no\/\">stubborn<\/a>, and have an urge to charge at red lights.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/sagittarius.bmp\" title=\"sagittarius.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/sagittarius.bmp\" alt=\"sagittarius.bmp\" title=\"sagittarius.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>7. Sagittarius (skytten)<\/strong><br \/>\nThey\u2019re <a href=\"http:\/\/funnyfarm.blogg.no\">risk-takers<\/a>, but they\u2019re experienced risk takers, and know that stunt driving should be left to the professionals. This is a talkative group, and they should consider putting their cell phone down and just driving.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/capricorn.bmp\" title=\"capricorn.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/capricorn.bmp\" alt=\"capricorn.bmp\" title=\"capricorn.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>8. Capricorn (stenbukken)<br \/>\n<\/strong>Capricorn is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tonjes.blogspot.com\/\">goal oriented<\/a>. They\u2019re more concerned about the destination than the journey. They feel that the rules of the road are for other drivers to follow so that Capricorns can get to their destination faster.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/virgo.bmp\" title=\"virgo.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/virgo.bmp\" alt=\"virgo.bmp\" title=\"virgo.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>9. Virgo (jomfruen)<br \/>\n<\/strong>Virgos have a nervous attention to detail. They made the cover of the Car Carma book. They\u2019d be slamming their brakes on to avoid hitting a squirrel, but cause a 10 car pile-up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/cancer.bmp\" title=\"cancer.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/cancer.bmp\" alt=\"cancer.bmp\" title=\"cancer.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>10. Cancer (krepsen)<\/strong><br \/>\nThey\u2019re homebodies, and consider the roadway of drivers their <a href=\"http:\/\/brittnett.blogspot.com\/\">extended family<\/a>. But they\u2019re a moody group, and would be the ones to honk at you for no reason at all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/gemini.bmp\" title=\"gemini.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/gemini.bmp\" alt=\"gemini.bmp\" title=\"gemini.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>11. Gemini (tvillingene)<br \/>\n<\/strong>Geminis are the original multi-taskers. They can eat, drink, read the newspaper, shave, or apply make-up all while driving, although this is NOT recommended, even if you&#8217;re a Gemini. It\u2019s the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/leo.bmp\" title=\"leo.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/leo.bmp\" alt=\"leo.bmp\" title=\"leo.bmp\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><strong>12. Leo (l\u00f8ven) BEST<br \/>\n<\/strong>Leo is <a href=\"http:\/\/goodwill1.wordpress.com\" target=\"_blank\">generous<\/a>, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They\u2018re known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best.<\/p>\n<p>PS: Om det er noen vekter eller vannmenn som vil linkes til, er det bare \u00e5 si fra \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>PS2: I en morotr\u00e5d med masse linker som her, er Snap ganske kult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A-magasinet gjorde meg oppmerksom p\u00e5 en liten unders\u00f8kelse gjort av insurancehotline.com som viser hvilke stjernetegn som er mest utsatt for ulykker. Hele oversikten var bare en e-mail unna, og dermed kan denne viktige unders\u00f8kelsen refereres i herv\u00e6rende Hj\u00f8rne-blogg. og det kan jeg jo gj\u00f8re mens jeg ler av alle sammen, jeg som ikke kj\u00f8rer bil [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":6357,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-astrologisk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}