{"id":453,"date":"2007-01-07T15:09:19","date_gmt":"2007-01-07T14:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/2007\/01\/07\/hva-sier-de-ulike-stjernetegnene\/"},"modified":"2008-02-26T23:14:47","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T22:14:47","slug":"hva-sier-de-ulike-stjernetegnene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/2007\/01\/07\/hva-sier-de-ulike-stjernetegnene\/","title":{"rendered":"Hva sier de ulike stjernetegnene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>etter at de har hatt sex?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>V\u00e6ren<\/strong>: \u201dKult, la oss gj\u00f8re det igjen!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Tyren:<\/strong> \u201dJeg er sulten \u2013 send pizzaen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Tvillingen:<\/strong> \u201dHar du sett fjernkontrollen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Krepsen:<\/strong> \u201dN\u00e5r skal vi gifte oss?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>L\u00f8ven:<\/strong> \u201dVar det ikke utrolig fantastisk?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Jomfruen:<\/strong> \u201dJeg m\u00e5 vaske lakenene.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Vekten:<\/strong> \u201dJeg likte det hvis du ogs\u00e5 likte det.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Skorpionen:<\/strong> \u201dKanskje jeg skal knyte deg l\u00f8s n\u00e5.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Skytten:<\/strong> \u201dIkke ring meg \u2013 jeg ringer deg.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Steinbukken:<\/strong> \u201dHar du visittkort?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Vannmannen:<\/strong> \u201dLa oss pr\u00f8ve igjen, denne gangen uten kl\u00e6r.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>Fiskene:<\/strong> \u201dHva sa du at du het?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Ikke vet jeg, men jeg er alts\u00e5 f\u00f8dt i fiskene men har s\u00e5 mange planeter i vannmannen at jeg har mange trekk derfra ogs\u00e5. Sl\u00e5r du samme de to, blir det vel <em>&#8220;F\u00f8r vi pr\u00f8ver igjen uten kl\u00e6r, f\u00e5r du fortelle meg hva du heter&#8221;<\/em> *host*<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">(Funnet under opprydning langt nede i portugisisk-folderen og oversatt)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>etter at de har hatt sex? V\u00e6ren: \u201dKult, la oss gj\u00f8re det igjen!\u201d Tyren: \u201dJeg er sulten \u2013 send pizzaen.\u201d Tvillingen: \u201dHar du sett fjernkontrollen?\u201d Krepsen: \u201dN\u00e5r skal vi gifte oss?\u201d L\u00f8ven: \u201dVar det ikke utrolig fantastisk?\u201d Jomfruen: \u201dJeg m\u00e5 vaske lakenene.\u201d Vekten: \u201dJeg likte det hvis du ogs\u00e5 likte det.\u201d Skorpionen: \u201dKanskje jeg skal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[86],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astrologisk","tag-relasjoner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}