I dag har jeg ikke tid til \u00e5 skrive noe (tror jeg) s\u00e5 jeg legger ut en jeg har l\u00e5nt. og det er litt apropos hva du skal fokusere p\u00e5 n\u00e5r du jobber. Jeg bommer der, er jeg redd. Jeg er definitivt p\u00e5 96-98%.<\/p>\n
*kvesser kalkulatoren*<\/p>\n
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?<\/p>\n
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you understand these questions:<\/p>\n
If:
\nA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
\n1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<\/p>\n
Then:<\/p>\n
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
\n8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%<\/p>\n
and<\/p>\n
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
\n11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<\/p>\n
But,<\/p>\n
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
\n1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<\/p>\n
And,<\/p>\n
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
\n2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<\/p>\n
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.<\/p>\n
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
\n1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<\/p>\n
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,\u2026\u2026 it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I dag har jeg ikke tid til \u00e5 skrive noe (tror jeg) s\u00e5 jeg legger ut en jeg har l\u00e5nt. og det er litt apropos hva du skal fokusere p\u00e5 n\u00e5r du jobber. Jeg bommer der, er jeg redd. Jeg er definitivt p\u00e5 96-98%. *kvesser kalkulatoren* What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humoristisk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}