{"id":2490,"date":"2008-11-16T19:00:09","date_gmt":"2008-11-16T18:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/?p=2490"},"modified":"2008-11-16T19:00:09","modified_gmt":"2008-11-16T18:00:09","slug":"jobblivets-faser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/2008\/11\/16\/jobblivets-faser\/","title":{"rendered":"Jobblivets faser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg fikk denne p\u00e5 mail i g\u00e5r, og m\u00e5tte bare dele den.\u00a0 Teksten er lagt under en more-tag, fordi den ellers ville gj\u00f8re forsiden litt&#8230; urolig.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nyansatt<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Du sitter og h\u00f8rer Stevie Wonder,\u00a0 og du er megaglad for din nye jobb.\u00a0 Alt er bare superdeilig p\u00e5\u00a0 arbeidsplassen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image001.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2491\" title=\"image001\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image001.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image001.gif 280w, http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image001-150x150.gif 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Etter 3 m\u00e5neder<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Du h\u00f8rer HOUSE, du er n\u00e6r ved \u00e5 ta skade av arbeidsplassen, og dagene flyter litt ut.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image002.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2492\" title=\"image002\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image002.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image002.gif 280w, http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image002-150x150.gif 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Etter 6 m\u00e5neder.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Du h\u00f8rer p\u00e5 Heavy Metal, du jobber fra kl. 8.00 om morgenen til 22.00 p\u00e5 kvelden.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image003.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2493\" title=\"image003\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image003.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image003.gif 280w, http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image003-150x150.gif 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Etter 9 m\u00e5neder<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Du h\u00f8rer HIP HOP. Du har lagt p\u00e5 deg fordi du ikke har tid til trening.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image004.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2494\" title=\"image004\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image004.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image004.gif 280w, http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image004-150x150.gif 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Etter 1 \u00e5r<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Du h\u00f8rer Gangster Rap. Du har glemt hva en god dag er, og du lever kun p\u00e5 koffein.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image005.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2495\" title=\"image005\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image005.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image005.gif 280w, http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image005-150x150.gif 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Endelig etter 2 \u00e5r<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Du h\u00f8rer Techno, og du\u00a0 har blitt en bitte&#8230;. liten&#8230;. smule&#8230;. en smule lik bedriften:\u00a0 Gal!!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image006.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2496\" title=\"image006\" src=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image006.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image006.gif 280w, http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/image006-150x150.gif 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg fikk denne p\u00e5 mail i g\u00e5r, og m\u00e5tte bare dele den.\u00a0 Teksten er lagt under en more-tag, fordi den ellers ville gj\u00f8re forsiden litt&#8230; urolig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":6325,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[108,187],"class_list":["post-2490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humoristisk","tag-arbeidsliv","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2490\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iskwew.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}